Okay, so I'm on the phone with my best friend Hannah, A.K.A., The Wuss. She told me that Luke, a hot player in my class, got dumped by Jolie because he wasn't paying attention to her. Brooke made a list of all the people he's dated, and he found it. He turned it into the principle. Brooke got into trouble with Jolie, because she got blamed to, and both of them started crying. Now the whole class is pissed at him, except Hannah, who says she'd go back out with him if he asked. She is SO going to get tortured.